RC Fanatic's Formula

[DemonRC]

Rampage + BBQ pit + keg = Awesome Time


Awesome Time + Using sick days = Lost Job


Lost Job x more Awesome Time = Divorce


Divorce + Lost Job = Lots of free time for even more AWESOME TIME


You see how that formula works? We can't lose It's a exponentially faster downward spiral into RC oblivion.

 

[rob64n]

Looks good. LOL

 

[camo]

We have an oracle of truth amongst us....

 

[jeffp83]

This is simply brilliant!

 

[TerraKill]

if only xD


but


i see a major flaw in your formula


Lost job + Awesome time = broken parts


Broken parts + lost job = no money


No money X Broken cars = end of hobbie

 

[brian101571]

I agree with Terrakill but I really agree with this part of Demon "Rampage + BBQ pit + keg = Awesome Time"

 

[countrygnome]

if only xD
but


i see a major flaw in your formula


Lost job + Awesome time = broken parts


Broken parts + lost job = no money


No money X Broken cars = end of hobbie

Just get a sugar momma

 

[camo]

sugar momma!! hummm lets see. I don't mind being a stay-home dad


take care of the dog and the hobbies.

 

[lightning73]

Where can one find said "sugar momma"?....lol....Their a myth, all the women ive been with have always assumed the position from day one, you guys know (one hand on hip the other extended waiting for money)....lol


Finding a sugar momma is like winning the lottery same odds....

 

[countrygnome]

Where can one find said "sugar momma"?....lol....Their a myth, all the women ive been with have always assumed the position from day one, you guys know (one hand on hip the other extended waiting for money)....lol
Finding a sugar momma is like winning the lottery same odds....

Im with ya there. My wife was the same way....

 

[cordy]

YES they all like the color of money.Perhaps older gents need a good looking Cougar !

 

[DemonRC]

Lost job + Awesome time = broken parts


Broken parts + lost job = no money


No money X Broken cars = end of hobbie

Wrong answer. The correct answer to the equation is:


No money X Broken cars = Big sign saying...


Will work for RC parts


...


...


and a beer

 

[DemonRC]

all the women ive been with have always assumed the position from day one, you guys know (one hand on hip the other extended waiting for money)....lol

I have a fix for that problem gents. What you do is flip the circuit breaker when you leave for work. When she calls you in a panic cause she can't watch Oprah episodes you save the day with a fake paycheck advance and then go flip the breaker back on when you get home. Now when payday comes along and she holds the hand out you have an excuse not having any money because of the deduction on the advance. You then can take the money from the advance and go buy some toys.


Now fake electricity disconnect can be substituted with a gas shutoff if it's winter time. It has more of a phycological effect on our beloved counterparts LMFAO.


P.S. This works wonders on getting rid of inlaws!!!!


P.S.S. How the F am I still married?!?

 

[jackson]

well get your wife in to it, get her a pink rampage and you wont loose your marriage!


and you'll both have fun together hahahahaha


there's always a solution

 

[TerraKill]

Lmao that cracked me up demon, will work for rc parts, and you fake power cuts AHAHAHa love it

 

[DemonRC]

You forgot the small print

Will work for RC parts
...


...


and a beer

 

[Zapped]

I have a fix for that problem gents. What you do is flip the circuit breaker when you leave for work. When she calls you in a panic cause she can't watch Oprah episodes you save the day with a fake paycheck advance and then go flip the breaker back on when you get home. Now when payday comes along and she holds the hand out you have an excuse not having any money because of the deduction on the advance. You then can take the money from the advance and go buy some toys.
Now fake electricity disconnect can be substituted with a gas shutoff if it's winter time. It has more of a phycological effect on our beloved counterparts LMFAO.


P.S. This works wonders on getting rid of inlaws!!!!


P.S.S. How the F am I still married?!?

Demon,You better hope your wife never decides to check this forum......lol

 

[DemonRC]

Demon,You better hope your wife never decides to check this forum......lol

I bet she does. Sometimes I figure she's having some pre-menstrual bitch fit, however, it's entirely possible she just got through reading one of my wife bashing posts.

 

[Zapped]

I bet she does. Sometimes I figure she's having some pre-menstrual bitch fit, however, it's entirely possible she just got through reading one of my wife bashing posts.

LMAO.....Watch you back man and watch her when she is cooking for you.....lol

 

[powerslave69]

that's so funny

Rampage + BBQ pit + keg = Awesome Time
Awesome Time + Using sick days = Lost Job


Lost Job x more Awesome Time = Divorce


Divorce + Lost Job = Lots of free time for even more AWESOME TIME


You see how that formula works? We can't lose It's a exponentially faster downward spiral into RC oblivion.

I'm working my way towards that direction Demon!! Wife's starting to get pissed off coz' i don't socialize with our friend's anymore. A six pack, broken XT and A ROOM TO WORK ON IT IS ALL I NEED!!!