"Warning of death/injury" toys/hobbys

[TerraKill]

i thort it might be fun if we could list as many warning of injury or death from asmany hobbys/toys/tools


for example.


My dremal has this warning in the booklet


"This product not intended for use as a dental drill."


ahaha this made me giggle for a while as i pretended to brush my teeth with it infront of a friend messing around, then i caught my gum with the wire bursh i had on there

 

[BoukeG]

Yeah, like "don't put living animals in your microwave..."

 

[Trip..]

How about, "This has been proven to cause cancer in California" I see that on nitro cans. But I live in Michigan, so what will it do to me? Is it only cancerous in CA? Will I grow a third arm out of my forehead? Shit I'm worried now...

On my Saws-All box it says "Do not operate while intoxicated"

Do you have any idea how many 4wd trucks and derby cars violate this warning on any given Sat night in the south? "Here Jimmy-Bob, hold my beer, I need to open up this here fender to clear de's Super Swampers on Plumb-Bob's old Mustang." Yup.

 

[Deluge]

i thort it might be fun if we could list as many warning of injury or death from asmany hobbys/toys/tools for example.

My dremal has this warning in the booklet

"This product not intended for use as a dental drill."

ahaha this made me giggle for a while as i pretended to brush my teeth with it infront of a friend messing around, then i caught my gum with the wire bursh i had on there

Lmao! That's great!

 

[Deluge]

Warning: For external use only. - Deodorant

 

[Guest]

i thort it might be fun if we could list as many warning of injury or death from asmany hobbys/toys/tools for example.

My dremal has this warning in the booklet

"This product not intended for use as a dental drill."

ahaha this made me giggle for a while as i pretended to brush my teeth with it infront of a friend messing around, then i caught my gum with the wire bursh i had on there

Crap! That would hurt!